[[MORE]] sometimes i think a lot about why i do some of the things i do to figure it all out because i don’t even get me sometimes. and i come up with these grandiose plans that probably will never happen and eloquent words that probably will come out as mush and a lot of the times i find myself trying to fix a problem that i’m not even sure exists.
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bmoburns: oomshi: soup that tastes great is souper may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
bluebeanze: friendship is so weird??? Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
honorarymexican said: you got a new tongue? no i got my frenulum on my tongue clipped because it was oddly attached too close to the edge of my mouth which made me tongue tied
I DO NOT LIKE MY NEW TONGUE I TRY TO TALK FAST AND THEN MY TONGUE GeTS taNGLED BECAUSE IDK WHAT TO DO WITH IT floPPIN AROUND EVERYWHERE
andrewhussiesbosom: talking to your parents on the phone
inzayned: when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
beboqueen: “Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.
jesuschristvevo: those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
catpun: PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
extrasad: i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart: i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much: vangoghstars: sparkafterdark: glamour-parade: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place. for the constellations of your skin to brush against the earth of mine i would swim the seas a thousand times (please...
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mybigfatredwedding: How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
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